a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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Why was the Irish Cop happy to see the Mexican family killed in a accident? Because the Lopez family were a family known for generosity and selflessness. It came as no surprise to anyone who knew Steven Lopez and his beloved family that they were all organ donors and not only that but Shelly Lopez, Steven's oldest daughter had blood type O negative (the universal donor). Officer McO'Brianiganly's wife is dying in the hospital in need of a kidney transplant, doctors have given her just weeks to live. Now, thanks to unfortunate events for la familia Lopez., Officer McO'Brianiganly and his wife can live a long happy life together, just as they always imagined.

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One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

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