whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

My three children are three big mistakes.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

what does a chair look like? a chair.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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