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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

No soup for you!

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

What's brown and sticky A stick

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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