A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

Knock Knock Who's there

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

The duck didn't cross the road.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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