- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Yo mama so fat.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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