Coach: Hey, you missed the team meeting today, but I wanted to let you know we've had a number of changes to the lineup. Player: Really? Who's on first? Coach: That's right. A man with the unlikely name of Mr. Who is on first. We also have Mr. What on second, and Mr. I Don't Know is on third. The rest of the team is the same. Player: Oh. People have weird names now. But I'm sure they're great guys. Thanks for explaining that. Coach: Any time. Don't mention it.

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Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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What comes after 69? 70

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Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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