A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

Roses are red Im adopted

Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Anti Joke

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