- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

800 people died last year. end of story

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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