- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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