Why are women so obsessed with not having penises? I'm serious. Imagine an ordinary woman out there, who is not doing any of the activities that the women-not-having-penises thing is famous for. But I can pretty much guarantee that under her clothes at that very moment, she isn't having a penis. And for no good reason. Sometimes I suspect women keep up the no-penis thing even in their sleep. Frankly, I find that creepy. Why are women so obsessed with not having penises?

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the beer from the other man and throws it on the floor, breaking it. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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where's mom I killed her

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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