- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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