When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Womans baksetball...

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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