- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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