- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

He--Hey guys

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

your face

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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