Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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That is so fetch

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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Connor is homosexuaI

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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Anti Joke

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