What is white and long? A New York winter

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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