What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Vote this down and get DOXED

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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