- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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