- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

why did you poop because you are a poop

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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