- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Laugh.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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