- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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