Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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