- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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