- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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