What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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