Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

girls basketball

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

The holocaust

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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