What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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