What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Kys

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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