I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What's white and gluey Glue

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

We found a cure for cancer. Death

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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