- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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