- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

-knock knock! -doors open

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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