The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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what's black and can't swim?

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Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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