roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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