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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Baby Seal walks into a club.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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