What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

A guy walks into a bar

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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