- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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