- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

Women's rights

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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