- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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