Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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How the hell do you know? What are you Nero? You are completely right! I was going to say I got no blue tie, but then I forgot you often call ribbons for ties... How? Should I be scared? I am not, no wonder you never felt human... I am shocked, I cant think straight I am confused and... Sorry Nero, Goodnight, if nothing else, you are no demon, but rather an angel, sweet dreams love. The solvemedia says the bible, this is freaky, my mind is numb.

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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