- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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