- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Homosexualism is so gay man

how much fish could a chicken

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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