Amanda Knox walks home free.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

you will like this because i am black.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Stop Iran! We need the money.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

No because your face is really f***** up.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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