why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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