- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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