Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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Laugh.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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