There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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