- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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