Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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This is one LONG empty space isn't it?

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A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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