- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

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