Womans baksetball...

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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