- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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