yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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