- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Female rights.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

your face

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What is green and slow Grass.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

rent a cops

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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