- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Boner

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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