What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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A man walks into a bar with an MP5 and proceeds to fire thirteen bullets into a crowd of people, several unarmed bystanders attempt to disarm the gunman but they are promptly ordered to stay back or they too would be fired on, a witness reports gunfire coming from down the street to local emergency services and they arrive quickly, organising a perimeter around the bar, county sherriffs decide it would be safest to wait for a swat team, as reports indicated the gunman may have hostages, however the gunfire appears to have ceased an noone has entered or exited the building since police arrived on scene. As SWAT arrives on scene and media helicopters circle above, a person emerges from the bar and the gunman appears behind him, he shoots and kills the hostage and then turns the gun on himself, the death toll reached sixteen including the gunman and as many as fourteen people were injured. there was no clear motive to the massacre, but a search of his appartment indicated he was tired of one-liners on typical joke sites and felt his wife's betrayal with his best friend was too much to bare and he simply snapped after losing his job in the current economic situation.

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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