What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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women's rights.

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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