"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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A lot eh?

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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