- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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