- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

whats white and sticky glue

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

360 NO SCOPE

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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