Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

why did katy fall off her bike?

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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