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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Then none of us want to be right.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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