Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Please ignore this statement.

batman has diarrhea

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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