What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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bite me

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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