- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

What is older than history?

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Arrow in the Knee!

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

women's rights

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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