Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

A man walked into a bar owch

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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