- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

u know whats a crime? rape

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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