salad days!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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