- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

i like it in the mouth

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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