- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

A fish swims up your penis...

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

womens rights

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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