roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

haha Otarts was here

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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