- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What did john say to bob Hey bob

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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