- Anti Joke

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.