Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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Obama

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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