How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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