- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

salad days!

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Your mam is so fat.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

The Princess is in another castle

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

The Big Band Theory

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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