Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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The Princess is in another castle

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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salad days!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

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Your mam is so fat.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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