- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

your brother so fine that hes skinney

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