- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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