- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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