- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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