- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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