- Anti Joke

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick