- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

White NBA players.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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