- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

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