I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Bob Saget that is all

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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A: Knock Knock B: 7

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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