What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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