What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she's a woman

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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