- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

But who would want to sell us out and why?

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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