- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

girls basketball

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

The holocaust

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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