Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

i hate non minorities!

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

 

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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