Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Nickelback.

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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