Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

why did the girl cry because she was raped

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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