What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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A forty-year-old man forces a young child to strip down and take a shower. The child screams and cries, but the man persists angily. He then carries the child into his bed. The child pleads, "Help! Mom, make him stop!" The mother yells back, "Just listen to him. He's your father and it's past your bedtime." This is a common night-time routine for parents with their first child

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Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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