- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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