Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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How do you make a snake blink? You can't

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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What do you call an arab ?

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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