i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Sex education in Texas,

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What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

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A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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I'm so punny.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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