- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

a man was shot.... he died

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

noah is a scrub jungle

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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