- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

human centipede

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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