- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

CFL

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??