- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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