Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

a black guy walks into a black bar

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Anti Joke

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