Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Anti Joke

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