What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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