What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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