What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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