- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

say it ten times fast: oh

Jordan is pregant

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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