One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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