- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

smell the vitamin C

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What is the difference between a car accident and being on your period? A period is less bloody.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

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