- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

irish man drinking john smiths

Why did the chicken cross the road...

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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