What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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Weaner

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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