- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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whats brown and sticky a stick

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

What do you call an arab ?

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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