Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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My Nan, that is all.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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