- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Why can't february march Because april may

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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