What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Sarah Palin.

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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